*Public Service Announcement: This blog will contain really bad language and cursing will ensue!!!!!
Today after saying SON of a BITCH for the 15th time I realized I need to watch my big ole potty mouth.
I feel like by watching the foul language that comes out of my pretty little lips I will not only be more lady like *which will please my mother* but I will also deplete a habit that has gotten very out of hand. Just the other day I was talking to a friend and am pretty sure I used the f-word, and i don't mean fart, like seven times in one conversation. Not to mention my favorite song of 2010 is F*ck You by Ceelo Green, which causes me to curse at least 10 times just by singing along. I must stop this curse of cursing.
SO I have decided to replace my favorite curse words with other beautiful words and sayings. For my favorite saying "Son of a bitch" I have decided to take a lead from Buddy the Elf and say "Son of a NUTCRACKER". For my second favorite word SHIT i have decided to say OH SNAP and for my all time favorite curse F*CK i have decided to say ferglicktinstienski....
I am so fucking excited, oh shit I said fuck, oh fuck I said shit, SON OF A BITCH I am NOT doing well at this!
3 comments:
Amanda i just want to tell you this is an amazing project and I am so damn happy you are writing such bitchen blogs. Some I get and some I am still thinking about. But all I can say is give em hell girl, and screw em if they don't like it.
from you erasable Aunt Bobbi
Finally, you have realize your potty mouth...Thank YOU God!
I too enjoy CeeLo's song..i think its harmless to use profanity if your the only one to say it..i have also pulled back the profanity as i saw it spewing out in the workplace too..a person's maturity typically begins with their vernacular
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